Quotes of the Week #72 and #73: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Netflix released the second season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt this past weekend and the reviews are already calling it a success. To celebrate, here are two of our favorite quotes from this past season. Head HERE and HERE for even more awesome quotes.

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Xanthippe: 1996 called. It want its clothes back.
Kimmy: 2090 called. You’re dead and you wasted your time on Earth.


kimmy schmidt titusTitus: Rich New Yorkers are the worst. They buy up building for themselves and ruin neighborhoods. They’re always inventing new types of dogs that the world doesn’t need. And what do they do with their money? They give it to charities to cure malaria in other countries. Well, call me crazy, but I say cure malaria at home first.


Check out the Season 2 trailer from Netflix:

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